I found what I need

For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. OK, if everyone's finished being stupid. Ugh, it's filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we're at it?

Oh dear! She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you. I’m a thing. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point! Oh yeah, good luck with that. With gusto. Daddy Bender, we’re hungry. Oh God, what have I done? So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct? Okay, I like a challenge. Throw her in the brig. Shut up and take my money!

Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? Red Five standing by. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. What!? A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

Recent Projects

We’ll need to have

We’ll need to have

Look into your hard drive

Look into your hard drive

Ugh, it’s filthy

Ugh, it’s filthy

Five hours

Five hours

You’re going to do his laundry?

You’re going to do his laundry?

What are their names?

What are their names?